Spectrum Analyse by Starr
- - - - - - - - - - - - - T (ASK STEVE WILL REMEMBER!! (HE HE)). - WVVVVVVV XVTRPNLL DPB - HELLO ALL, STARR HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW DEMO (AND PROBABLY THE LAST) ENTITLED - I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT TIME I UPLOADED THIS DEMO (ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, STEVE??). HIS DEMO WAS TO BE FIRST SEEN AT THE PC SHOW IN SEPTEMBER BUT AS YOU KNOW (OR MAYBE DON'T) I WAS STRICKEN DOWN WITH THE FLU DURING IT (ASK STEVE WILL REMEMBER!! (HE HE)). ANYHOW, IT NEVER REACHED THE SHOW AS I FORGOT TO TAKE IT WITH ME (AND A CERTAIN PERSON CALLED - FORGOT TO BRING THE VERSION DOWN THAT I U-U'ED TO HIM (WOT A PLONKA!!)). NOW THAT I HAVE RE-WRITTEN THIS SCROLLTEXT IT HAS FINALLY BEEN LET LOOSE ON AN UN-SPECTING NET..... THE IDEA OF THIS DEMO FIRST CAME TO LIGHT ON THE 24TH OF MAY. "WHY HAS IT TAKEN SOO LONG TO APPEAR", I HEAR YOU MUTTER TO YOURSELF? WELL, THE DEMO WASN'T ORIGINALLY WRITTEN FOR THE NET, IT WAS WRITTEN FOR MY GIRLFRIEND (LISA), WHICH I MAY ADD IS NO MORE.. (BOO HOO!) WHOOPS! I'M SIDETRACKING..... BACK TO THE PLOT: AFTER SHE LEFT ME, IT WAS DECIDED THAT THIS CODE WOULD NOT GO TO WASTE.... AND SET ABOUT WRITING THE SCROLLTEXT (THIS WAS TO TAKE APPOX. 3 MONTHS). NOW THE SCROLLTEXT HAS BEEN RE-WRITTEN YET AGAIN!!! (HOPEFULLY FOR THE LAST TIME). SO, SINBAD IS GOING TO TIE THE KNOT WITH THAT YOUNG LASS MELANIE.......GUESS WHO THE BEST-MAN IS?? CAN YOU IMAGINE ME IN 'TOP HAT AND TAILS' ?? COZ I CAN'T!!!!! I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO "GET ME 'AIR CUT!", THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH (BANG GOES THE TYPICAL PROGRAMMER LOOK......) AND THE SPEECH I'LL HAVE TO DO (METHINXS I'LL EMIGRATE TO WALES, THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME THERE!!). ***INTERRUPT LEVEL 3 OCCURED*** INSTRUCTIONS FOR THIS DEMO NOW FOLLOWS: PRESSING THE TOP ROW OF KEYS WILL SELECT THE MUSIC PRESSING THE FUNCTION KEYS ( - ) CONTROLS THE BAR-DECREMENT RATE (OR HOW FAST THE BARS GO DOWN (_THIS IS FOR USERS THAT ARE AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS I.E. TREC/SMEGG/CHUCK D OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF THESE DAYS)). ***RTE EXECUTED*** JUST LOOKING AT MY WATCH I CAN SEE THAT IT IS ALMOST 2:00AM. DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOUR TYPING SCROLLTEXT?? OH WELL, I SUPPOSE I BETTER GET ON WITH IT, OTHERWISE I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT...... AS I SAID EARLIER THIS MAYBE THE LAST DEMO I DO FOR THE 64, AS I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE AMIGA BUG. JUST FINISHED WRITING "NUFFIN TOO MEGA" ON IT AND I AM NOW WRITING A 3D COLOUR BAR MASKING (PRIORITY) ROUTINE. HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT IT WILL BE USED FOR, BUT IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY 1 DAY..... TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH AMIGAS OUT THERE: HAVE YOU HEARD THE OUT-RUN MUSIC DONE BY FRED?? I THINK IT PUTS THE ARCADE VERSION TO SHAME.... (AND IT'S ONLY SOUNDTRACKER!). TIME TO STOP THE CHATTER AND GET ON WITH THE ONLY REMAINING LEFT TO DO IN THIS SCROLLER. YES, YOU GUESSED IT! IT'S HELLO TIME........(WITH A MESSAGE HERE AND THERE) HI TO: - (MR. FLOPPY) , - (BOB THAT HEAD!!) , - (HAVE YOU GOT THAT 2X2 SCROLLER WORKING YET?? HEHE) , - (RECOVERED FROM THE FLU YET?? HA HA!) , - (I HAVE GOT TO SEE YOUR SNAKE-DANCE) , - (MARTIN, POSER WITH THE POINEER!) , - (MOTO-X-MAN, I HEAR YOU WERE TRYING TO CONTACT ME. IF YOU STILL WISH TO, THE PHONE NUMBER IS AT THE END OF THE SCROLLER) , - (YOUR A WICKED GEEZER!) , - (NICE SAMPLES) , - (NICE AMIGA DEMOS. THANK FOR THE GREETING!) , - (ANOTHER GEEZAR!) , - (THE CODE ROBBERS!) , - (COME ON, BUY THAT AMIGA) , - (CALLING ME A LAMER!!! YOU CAN TALK!!! ALL YOU CAN DO IS BOG-DEMOS.........HA HA HA HA!!!) , - (IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE!) , - ........ AND THAT IS IT FOR THIS DEMO. SO BRINGS THE END OF ANOTHER ONE OF MY DEMOS.... SEE YOU ALL ON THE AMIGA (HOPEFULLY!) ONE FINAL THING, - BYE! TO CONTACT ME CALL: BEDFORD (0234) 213917 AND ASK FOR STARR. (C) 1988 STARR. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK "WHERE'S BEDFORD??" IT'S IN THRE EAST OF ENGLAND!) - URING IT (ASK STEVE WILL REMEMBER!! (HE HE)). ANYHOW, IT NEVER REACHED THE SHOW AS I FORGOT TO TAKE IT WITH ME (AND A CERTAIN PERSON CALLED - FORGOT TO BRING THE VERSION DOWN THAT I U-U'ED TO HIM (WOT A PLONKA!!)). NOW THAT I HAVE RE-WRITTEN THIS SCROLLTEXT IT HAS FINALLY BEEN LET LOOSE ON AN UN-SPECTING NET - !#THE IDEA OF THIS DEMO FIRST CAME TO LIGHT ON THE 24TH OF MAY. "WHY HAS IT TAKEN SOO LONG TO APPEAR", I HEAR YOU MUTTER TO YOURSELF? WELL, THE DEMO WASN'T ORIGINALLY WRITTEN FOR THE NET, IT WAS WRITTEN FOR MY GIRLFRIEND (LISA), WHICH I MAY ADD IS NO MORE.. (BOO HOO!) WHOOPS! I'M SIDETRACKING - QBACK TO THE PLOT: - AFTER SHE LEFT ME, IT WAS DECIDED THAT THIS CODE WOULD NOT GO TO WASTE - AND SET ABOUT WRITING THE SCROLLTEXT (THIS WAS TO TAKE APPOX. 3 MONTHS). NOW THE SCROLLTEXT HAS BEEN RE-WRITTEN YET AGAIN - !_ (HOPEFULLY FOR THE LAST TIME). - SO, SINBAD IS GOING TO TIE THE KNOT WITH THAT YOUNG LASS MELANIE - .[GUESS WHO THE BEST-MAN IS?? - 8CAN YOU IMAGINE ME IN 'TOP HAT AND TAILS' ?? COZ I CAN'T - I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO "GET ME 'AIR CUT!", THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH (BANG GOES THE TYPICAL PROGRAMMER LOOK - AND THE SPEECH I'LL HAVE TO DO (METHINXS I'LL EMIGRATE TO WALES, THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME THERE!!). - *YINTERRUPT LEVEL 3 OCCURED - 'INSTRUCTIONS FOR THIS DEMO NOW FOLLOWS: - 2PRESSING THE TOP ROW OF KEYS WILL SELECT THE MUSIC - PRESSING THE FUNCTION KEYS ( - ) CONTROLS THE BAR-DECREMENT RATE (OR HOW FAST THE BARS GO DOWN (_THIS IS FOR USERS THAT ARE AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS I.E. TREC/SMEGG/CHUCK D OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF THESE DAYS)). - <JUST LOOKING AT MY WATCH I CAN SEE THAT IT IS ALMOST 2:00AM. - .DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOUR TYPING SCROLLTEXT?? - OH WELL, I SUPPOSE I BETTER GET ON WITH IT, OTHERWISE I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT - ! AS I SAID EARLIER THIS MAYBE THE LAST DEMO I DO FOR THE 64, AS I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE AMIGA BUG. JUST FINISHED WRITING "NUFFIN TOO MEGA" ON IT AND I AM NOW WRITING A 3D COLOUR BAR MASKING (PRIORITY) ROUTINE. HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT IT WILL BE USED FOR, BUT IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY 1 DAY - (TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH AMIGAS OUT THERE: - /HAVE YOU HEARD THE OUT-RUN MUSIC DONE BY FRED?? - +I THINK IT PUTS THE ARCADE VERSION TO SHAME - ._ (AND IT'S ONLY SOUNDTRACKER!). - TIME TO STOP THE CHATTER AND GET ON WITH THE ONLY REMAINING LEFT TO DO IN THIS SCROLLER. YES, YOU GUESSED IT! IT'S HELLO TIME - ._(WITH A MESSAGE HERE AND THERE) - (MR. FLOPPY) , - (BOB THAT HEAD!!) , - (HAVE YOU GOT THAT 2X2 SCROLLER WORKING YET?? HEHE) , - (RECOVERED FROM THE FLU YET?? HA HA!) , - (I HAVE GOT TO SEE YOUR SNAKE-DANCE) , - (MARTIN, POSER WITH THE POINEER!) , - (MOTO-X-MAN, I HEAR YOU WERE TRYING TO CONTACT ME. IF YOU STILL WISH TO, THE PHONE NUMBER IS AT THE END OF THE SCROLLER) , - (YOUR A WICKED GEEZER!) , - (NICE SAMPLES) , - (NICE AMIGA DEMOS. THANK FOR THE GREETING!) , - (ANOTHER GEEZAR!) , - (THE CODE ROBBERS!) , - (COME ON, BUY THAT AMIGA) , - (CALLING ME A LAMER - !/ ALL YOU CAN DO IS BOG-DEMOS - (IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE!) , - AND THAT IS IT FOR THIS DEMO. SO BRINGS THE END OF ANOTHER ONE OF MY DEMOS - %SEE YOU ALL ON THE AMIGA (HOPEFULLY!) - ^ONE FINAL THING, - <TO CONTACT ME CALL: BEDFORD (0234) 213917 AND ASK FOR STARR. - '(AND BEFORE YOU ASK "WHERE'S BEDFORD??" -